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I am ROFLing here!

Messaggioda lechilka26 » ven ago 25, 2006 16:42 pm


Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny :))) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put..
4. The garage is all yours..
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

so fuunnyy :))
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Re: I am ROFLing here!

Messaggioda KAZAN1975 » ven ago 25, 2006 21:02 pm

lechilka26 ha scritto:
Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny :))) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put..
4. The garage is all yours..
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

so fuunnyy :))



marchiori..pensaci tu.. 8)
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Messaggioda Davide1980 » ven ago 25, 2006 21:13 pm

Scrivere italiano grazie, è brutto essere ignoranti come me, ma prima di essere ignorante sono italiano su un forum italiano.
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Messaggioda outdoor » ven ago 25, 2006 21:37 pm

:) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Messaggioda n!z4th » sab ago 26, 2006 1:51 am

Davide1980 ha scritto:Scrivere italiano grazie, è brutto essere ignoranti come me, ma prima di essere ignorante sono italiano su un forum italiano.


E soprattutto...



Per altri lunghissimi e fottutissimi QUATTRO anni ce la possiamo menare.

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Re: I am ROFLing here!

Messaggioda giudirel » sab set 16, 2006 15:23 pm

lechilka26 ha scritto:16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet

if you are not a climber at least...
Ieri è storia, domani è un mistero, ma oggi è un dono e per questo si chiama presente.
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